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    “If you’re not first, you’re last.”

    Join us at LvlUp Ventures virtual pitch competition as we watch the fourth iteration of Pitch Perfect. On January 27th at 3PM PST, come witness 15 high-octane startups battle for the podium! Pitch Perfect is designed for pre-seed and seed-stage startups that want to showcase innovation to an audience of investors.

    The 1st place team will earn themselves the top spot on the virtual podium and will be introduced to each of the investor judges!

    Are you up for the competition?

    Startups from any industry are encouraged to apply! Deadline is Sunday, January 13th. VC’s, investors, and entrepreneurs are all welcomed in attendance. It’s free—Just follow the link below!”

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    Sale ends on May 29th.”